trust-in-music:

purplueprose:

#notice how he says he was in the gym #not working out #just #in the gym #hanging out #watching tv #snacking #and taunting Chris while he worked out

#’chris is that how they do it in asgard?’ #’lift weights like a WEENIE?’ #’hey thor 20 reps does not constitute worthiness’ #’DON’T ODINSLEEP ON ME NOW BROTHER’ #*throws potato chip

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

Niall and Louis during an interview (x)

“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!” – No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)

Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire continent of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
me: same